Let’s try a proper pinned, shall we?

Hello!

We’re the Starfall System! We have many names you can call us by, in no particular order:

Starfall
Stardust
Monacho
Phase
Comet

As a collective, we use fae/faer pronouns only, thank you! If you’re a mutual or a friend you can use they/them. Both sets would be pluralized

Some common people you may see around front these days:

Touko/Technoblade
Alexander
Jonathan Sims
The Spiral (plaintext: Spiral)
The Jashlings? ({SOUL} <- We are new, so who knows)
Curtis Rx
Kalypsis/Ozymandias/Chara
Nepeta?

Before you follow:

We are an endogenic system
We are radical inclusionists
We are an AFAB transfem lesbian (We like the terms girl, tgirl, and lady)
We reclaim slurs; if you need them tagged you can ask but we will probably forget. We will not tag for queer

DNI if:

Sysmed
Transmed
TERF/TIRF/SWERF/otherwise radfem
Queerphobe, racist, sexist, etc
Anti-ace, MOGAI, mspec gays and lesbians
You support the content creator Dream
You like Harry Potter
You have not subscribed to Technoblade (/j)

We are autistic and struggle with tone, please make it clear if you are joking or sarcastic via whatever means you prefer

Some sideblogs:

Every so often we will drop a drawing or a fic and you will never know when and you will just have to deal with that. Dear followers who followed us for that: We live in shame.

Mutuals can ask for our discord!

Some tags:

stardust.txt <- original posts
stardust.favorite <- posts we like
stardust.save <- posts we wanna look at again
stardust.system <- posts about the system
asked and answered <- ancient ask tag
boys will be boys <- a silly tag
posts that hit different when youre a system <- what it says on the tin; part of the game is it Has to be posts found in the wild so you will not see us reblog from blogs that collect that
stardust.art <- new art tag
stardust.[name] <- stuff we save for a specific headmate!

Pinned Post tags so yall can scroll thru idk -> stardust.txt stardust.favorite stardust.save asked and answered boys will be boys posts that hit different when youre a system stardust.art

aropride

beemovieerotica

PSA: bot comments are taking over ao3

The above examples have been provided with the authors' permission to demonstrate what these look like.

Basic rundown:

They are all 3 sentences long
Perfect grammar, capitalization, and punctuation
Like absolutely flawless English teacher-style writing with only a single exclamation mark, ever
No mentions whatsoever of character names, settings, situations, or anything that could be tied to the story
The usernames may be identical to people who exist on ao3, but the name is not clickable, and no profile is associated with it EXCEPT when you directly search for that name. What this means: the comments come from an unregistered (not logged in) reader, bots scrape the site for real usernames, attach that to the comment, and post

Please spread the word about this so authors can filter comments and report them accordingly

There has been some speculation about why this is happening at all, and the best guess is that this is a feature that AI-training story-scraping tools are implementing to try and make their browsing traffic look legitimate